“On a blind date, I was taken to a movie. It was an animated cartoon. My date thought it was the funniest movie ever. That is the only date I had with him!”
“I once went on a FIRST date with a guy who told me that the reason he missed having a girlfriend was because he missed having someone shave his lower back. He said he would be pleased if I would do that for him, too.”
“I had a guy tell me that his religion was marijuana.”
“I had a guy tell me that I had an old lady name.”
“On my first date with a guy, he told me that I was as clumsy as a bowling ball.”
“I went on a terrible first date where my date got lost in a really bad neighborhood. My father had to give him directions on how to get home.”
“I once went on a date with a guy who ordered two dinners. He ate them both like a pig, and told me that whatever I didn’t finish, he’d be happy to eat it.”
“I went on a date to Muvico in Rosemont. My date forgot where he parked, so we had to ride the elevator and check every floor to find his car.”
“I had a guy cancel a first date because he said he cut himself shaving, and he didn’t want to make a bad first impression.”
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